12 Days of Sparky

Kittehs! It is a gift-giving season, of some sort, or so I am told, but you know your Sparky – I just give all year long.  Can’t help myself, really.  Which is why I turn over today’s bloggie to Mrs. Whatsername, who has written a song about the Joys of Living with Nonstop Feline Philanthropy.  She was really impressed, or what’s the word…um…horrified, that’s it, by the gift I left her last week in the baff room.  So in what she informs me is the special “Holiday Tradition of Pay Back,” I let her sing me a little song.  Take it away, Mrs. W:

On the First Day of Christmas, my Sparky gave to me –

A Mouse Head on the Bath mat. 

On the Second Day of Christmas, my Sparky gave to me – 

2 Crunchy Bugs and a Mouse Head on the Bath Mat.

On the Third Day of Christmas, my Sparky gave to me –

3 Blind Moles,

2 Crunchy Bugs and a Mouse Head on the Bath Mat!

On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my Sparky gave to me –

4 Baby Birds,  3 Blind Moles, 2 Crunchy Bugs and a Mouse Head on the Bath Mat!

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my Sparky gave to me

 5! More! Mice!

4 Baby Birds, 3 Blind Moles, 2 Crunchy Bugs and a Mouse Head on the Bath Mat!

On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my Sparky gave to me – 

6 couches ruined,

5! More! Mice! 

4 Baby Birds, 3 Blind Moles, 2 Crunchy Bugs and a Mouse Head on the Bath Mat!

On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my Sparky gave to me –

7 trees a stuck in, 6 couches ruined,

5! More! Mice!

4 Baby Birds, 3 Blind Moles, 2 Crunchy Bugs and a Mouse Head on the Bath Mat!

On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my Sparky gave to me –

8 butters eaten,  7 trees a stuck in, 6 couches ruined,

5! More! Mice!

4 Baby Birds, 3 Blind Moles, 2 Crunchy Bugs and a Mouse Head on the Bath Mat!

On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my Sparky gave to me –

9 pukes a puking, 8 butters eaten, 7 trees a stuck in, 6 couches ruined, 

5! More! Mice!

4 Baby Birds, 3 Blind Moles, 2 Crunchy Bugs and a Mouse Head on the Bath Mat!

On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my Sparky gave to me –

10 scampers scamping, 9 pukes a puking, 8 butters eaten, 7 trees a stuck in, 6 couches ruined, 

5! More! Mice!

4 Baby Birds, 3 Blind Moles, 2 Crunchy Bugs and a Mouse Head on the Bath Mat!

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my Sparky gave to me –

11 leopards leaping, 10 scampers scamping, 9 pukes a puking, 8 butters eaten, 7 trees a stuck in, 6 couches ruined, 

5! More! Mice!

4 Baby Birds, 3 Blind Moles, 2 Crunchy Bugs and a Mouse Head on the Bath Mat!

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my Sparky gave to me

12 Purrs a Purring…

11 leopards leaping, 10 scampers scamping, 9 pukes a puking, 8 butters eaten, 7 trees a stuck in, 6 couches ruined, 

5! More! Mice!

4 Baby Birds, 3 Blind Moles, 2 Crunchy Bugs

– and a Mouse Head on the Bath Mat!

Merry Christmas Evabuddy!

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