The Ugly Kitten Mystery

There’s not really much to tell here.  We live with an ugly kitten.  He has no tail. His ears are floppy. He meows like a rubber duck.  He has the biggest, fattest nose I have ever seen.  It’s probably a glandular problem.  I try not to bring it up so as not to embarrass him. Instead, I lick him as often as I can to show him it’s all right.

Shockingly, however, he says he doesn’t like it.  He says I’m tasting him.  I don’t think so.  But he really should stop smelling so delicious.

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