Suzie’s No Good Horrible Very Bad Day

so let me just say that it’s not bad enuff to be a kitteh with a flea allergy and a bit-up, scabby back side.  It’s not enuff to be hard at work on a multi-day vomitathon.  No.  When you live wif the Horrible Mrs. W. there is no sympathy.  There are no pats on the head or fresh piles of warm laundries to puke into or private moments with your Best Dust Bunny Buddies Under The Bed.  No.  Here, all you get is a trip to The Little White Room of Doom.

I can barely even look at these pictures.

I would have fought and bit and spit and showed no mercy wif my razor sharp claws and feral ferocitynesses, but Suzie is too classy for all of that.  She waited through all that poking and prodding and quackery with a silent dignity that shamed them all.  Then, after the THIRD!!! horrible shot did not Kills her, they gave up and stuffed her back in the box.  But before they could, she peed on the Vet.

She is my Hero.

6 thoughts on “Suzie’s No Good Horrible Very Bad Day

  1. Suzie’s totally PAWSOME, Sparky. No wonder you’re so cool–look at your ROLE MODEL! But I woulda drawn bloods and plenty of it. Unlike Suzie, I am NOT classy. Pfft.

    Nice to see ya, Babe.

  2. MEWHAHAHA! Susie rocks! I can see why she is mewz hero Sparky- I think she is a hero to kitties everywhere. I’m glad to see mewz posting again, I assume mewz human has been like mine: lazy and inconsiderate of our inability to type via computer and in need of an hours long death glare and/or mysterious destruction of their favorite shoe(s). I suggest we get to work as the faster this occurs and the consequence is learned, the quicker they seem to perform in order to avoid such consequence. I’ve been reading up on human behavior and conditioning- they and mousies are the perfect subjects, imagine! *snickers*

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