been nice knowing ya!
akshully, we would not have to resort to these EXTREEMS if Mrs. Whatsername had noticed that the Acro Cat Circus came to Maryland this weekend and had taken me to the show to get a paw print or two – but no. Again, she utterly and completely fails. She mumbled something lame about picking up a kid from college. You can clearly see where her misguided priorities lie. So now we all get to read about it AFTER TEH FACT, which, I’m sorry, furriends, is simply unacceptable. My favorite part of that article, btw, is this insightful observation:
“The circus cats “climb ladders, jump hoops, roll barrels, push shopping carts. Or sometimes lay on the floor, do nothing and groom inappropriately.… They’ll do things at their own pace.”
Yep. Sounds like it’s just the ticket for my unique skill set. In teh meantimes, enjoy this little video and keep an eye out for my name in lights on a marquee near you soon! (cuz soon enuff the name will have to change to something more appropriate like “Sparky Spitfire’s Amazing AcroCats.” Cuz, while their Human Trainer seems far more interesting than Mrs. W. could eva hope to be, I’m kinda thinking she’s expendable….)