Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there. Are you one of the roadies? or a guest? Cuz roadies need to go in the back entrance. Guests, I’m afraid, will just has to be patient and wait out front behind teh red velvet ropes. Sorry. We still has a lot of set up to do for my birfday.
But, since you’re here (and since you got past the Bouncer, who I’m gonna have to talk to ’bout that), why don’t you come wif me to the tree fort to see all the fun we have planned. Watch out for the Caterers. They still have a lot of ice statues to set up. Oh! Be careful. You don’t want to trip over teh cat niptini fountain. Ah, here we go. The DJ’s have arrived.
(Sounds good, but mebbe a little more bass? fanks guys)
Okay, let’s see…we also has lots of good noms on hand. My human sistah, Whozshe, just got back from NYC, where she picked up teh finest in treats at a fancy SoHo taxidermy shop (which, I fink, is French, for “Cat Deli”).
would you like a bat wing? or a freeze-dried mousie? Not cheap, that’s for sure, but we are a family of foodies, so we hate to skimp on teh finer fings in life. Besides. It’s not evaday you turn 2.
Also, we have a great entertainment lineup. I hate to spoil the surprise, but we were able to book a huge International A-lister. Let’s just say I was able to help him out of a jam wif teh INS.
oh, look! there’s his limo now. omc, look at the size of his entourage! i better go. Boy, a birfday is a lot work if you want it done right, but i also really want this party to be special – a way to say FANKS to all my bloggie friends. Looks like it will be another year o’ fun, thanks to you.
Shout outs and Purrs to all my Furry Friends,