Kittehs! Your Backyard needs you!
This is no time to be distracted by zombie squirrels. We must focus kittehs! FOCUS.
Luckily, we just received intel from my good friend, Garfunkel, a brave ginger mouser who dragged this evidence to his human’s back porch. Clearly,a fiendish mole invasion is underway, complete wif an elaborate and fortified system of underground tunnels, shored up with sticks, see? see? Tunnels criss-crossing the back yard until they works their way into the pipes so they can invade the house through the basement laundry sink. Like I’ve been saying for years.
I knew it was only a matter of times. But this is just the break we needed. Bravo, Comrade Garfunkel.
now GO Kittehs! Attack! now is not to reason why, now is but to do and…hey. what? wait. why are you curling up on teh sofa? what…a nap? NO! no napping! getupgetupgetupgetup…ah jeeze. for teh love of Cod…guess i’ll haf to save teh world again by myselfs.