just so you all knows, i has to be inconito for a few days. i has a dangerous mission, involving Squirrel Racketeering and teh pursuit of Rodent Crime Bosses all overs teh metropolitan areas. i am hot on teh trail of a crime syndicate that covers all teh vices: from grand theft skateboard, fireworks and baff salts sales, Voter ID fraud… you names it – dese evil Nut Nazis has their stinky paws all over it.
as you can see, i has a badge now. so, is official. you is in good hands, citizen. (fanks, Cat From Hell. I won’t let you down).
so, if you sees me, i will be ignoring you. nothin’ surprising there, but dis time is for realz.
also – fanks to that stoolie, Wooway1 for teh tip