Being an Action Cat requires nerves of steel and the ability to climb tall trees and ask questions later. But sometimes it pays to think before you explore. Some bags and boxes are so dangerous it takes a Professional Stunt Cat to tackle them. Even then, Certified Action Cats, like me, still need a crackerjack team of Humans with Thumbs, specially trained in emergency bag openings. Like, who knew this fascinating invisible bag would be so hot and imbreathe-able after a few minutes inside? Not me. It’s like the day I investigated the mysterious teapot and the evil thing stuck itself to my head. Luckily, Mrs. Whatsername was on the job. Good Human!