There’s not really much to tell here. We live with an ugly kitten. He has no tail. His ears are floppy. He meows like a rubber duck. He has the biggest, fattest nose I have ever seen. It’s probably a glandular problem. I try not to bring it up so as not to embarrass him. Instead, I lick him as often as I can to show him it’s all right.
Shockingly, however, he says he doesn’t like it. He says I’m tasting him. I don’t think so. But he really should stop smelling so delicious. 
